Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Close Of Work Affair



Alone in the office, or just like being risky? Bring over your sexiest someone to try something a little different from your boring bedroom sexual activity

So it's another late night in the office. All of my co-workers have gone home. My mind starts wandering a bit while I continue to work. A dirty hip-hop song comes on, the kind I grew up with, about a particular rapper having the "magic stick."
Suddenly, a friend messages me, someone a little long distance. We chat normally, but I do know how damn sexy he his, and it gets me to thinking... this is the perfect time for office sex. I've figured out there are about 9 places to try this:

1.Desk:

A classic idea. Must be sturdy, though... that is, if the guy knows what he's doing.

2.Swivel Chair:
Comfortable like crazy. And it twists, must I say any more?

3.Floor:
There must be a clean spot somewhere... a bit cold, though.

4.Sofa:
Why is it so damn comfortable? I know it's not for the people who sit there a grand total of 10 minutes waiting for an interview.

5.Stairs:


Probably the best for those short-tall couples. This way, the shorter one can go up higher to a more suitable level for the taller one.

6.Kitchenette:

The counter, definitely. Sit on the slab of marble and let the guy stand.

7.Bathroom:
A classic idea for those who think they're "kinky." Yet, still a goody, considering it offers the most privacy.

8.Roof:
Seriously, does anyone ever go out on the roof at your job ? The only risk you have is being seen from the building next door that's a few floors higher.

9.Wall:

This can be a little tough to maneuver... but not if the man lifts you, then he only works a little bit harder.

10.Resting On Desk:
This is a comfortable method. The women would relax well on the table with arms while the man stands on his feet and comes into her from behind.